A story by Aiden...

I thought I would share a story that my 5 year old wrote. I found it too cute not to share, enjoy!

The Haunted House

They arrived for a sleep-over at their first house. They had just moved, so they didn't know if it was haunted or not. It was about bedtime, and since the little girl went to bed she never came out, even for breakfast. And, the only thing they could find was a pillow. Nothing else, except a little chomped off head.

The mother and father went to bed, and the same thing happened. Their heads got chomped off too! In this haunted house there was nothing you could find but a closet, and in the closet was a dead old lady, and the only thing they could find was a dummy. The dummy had red glowing eyes and an axe in his hand. And then, the grandmother arrived, and the grandmother had a baby. Then, when the baby arrived at the door, she almost opened it, but an axe chomped right through it! All the little girl could say was "goo-goo, ga-ga".

Then the little baby found her place. She was sleeping, and there were red glowing eyes. She found sharp fingernails coming out from under the bed. You don't dare come into the house. Monter blood, monster singing and monster everything! This one is rated M for mature! And this book is also rated parental guidance!

hahahaha hope you enjoyed it as much as I did

Medical School

Today I made the decision to take a giant step in my life. I've decided that I will in fact, go to medical school. Sounds scary doesn't it? I think so...but, no one is going to hand me a better life, I have to go out and get one. It's going to be a long, tough road...but I think I can do it! I may have to live on kraft dinner for the next 10 years, but if it means a better life for my son and I...then so be it. I want the good things in life, the vacations, the nice cars, the comfort of financial security. I want to see my children grow up in safe neighbourhoods, with smiles on their faces. Its time for me to get what I want in life. To be happy. Dr. Playford...here I come.

No news

Not much to report, havent been on eo in ages. Well, besides Ducci's server, which is much more fun than main eo at the moment. I dont tolerate rejects of any kind.
Wanna play?
IP:
oracles.endless-online.us
PORT:
8079

See you there :)

Sweet Sweet lovin!

Why do I get the feeling this is what sex will be like past 65?



P.S. AHAHAHAHAHAH

Way too funny not to share

Ok so, I was browsing the junk food aisle at the dollar store last night, preparing for a long haul at the sleep clinic....when I came across the funniest product I have ever laid my eyes upon. There it was, 3 for $1...a chocolate bar, advertising its "milky white filling". This wasn't the shocking nor funny part, it was all in the name. Vagoon. Yes that is right folks, Vagoon! I honestly think I peed a little when I saw it...It was incredibly funny, and I laughed pretty loud. The elderly lady beside me did not understand my humour apparently. Well fr those of you who think im full of it haha, here it is!
VAGOON!

Dipshitgod

Video

that is all.

Huge Insect

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."



To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a huge dick like that."

A Few Sketches xD

Just a few sketches of mine, someone reminded me I had them so why not post? Sucks that the scanner quality sucked! But you get the idea lol

Eo forums down

Yeah, as you might have noticed, the eo forums are down. Many of you know why, some may not...hence my blog post.
I logged onto eo forums today to do some browsing, and what do I come across? the worst possible material one could lay eyes on...child pornography. I immediately got on msn and alerted Vult to this disgusting material, and within a few minutes he was on it. I guess "froze" the forums you could say...
No clue how long it will be down, Vult is busy harvesting this sick fucks info, and letting the police take a look at it. Once the police have done what they need to do, he will be cleaning it up, and it will be reopened.
I don't know whats wrong with some people, why on earth would you post that kind of crap?? I just hope the person who posted it realizes whats in store for him...

Christmas Flock

This is the scene after a holiday dinner...6 small thieves stake out their territory in hopes that some turkey will drop! My dad never saw it coming...until it was too late and miss Kitty got stepped on. Don be fooled by the cuteness of the little one in her sweater....sources believe her to be the ring leader!

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.